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What’s my age again?

I totally forgot to post about this yesterday! Last Monday, Pie was having $4 pizzas to celebrate their 4th anniversary so Wes, Blake and I went there for dinner. After waiting about 15 minutes for a...

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I’d like to thank The Academy…

I’m probably the only person who’s going to care about the following. Others may care and will be thinking, “Sunny, you n00b idiot!” Whatever. I’m AMAZED. Tomorrow is the eve of my birth and in...

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What Us Canadians Did on Our Holiday to the US of A

So I guess the last thing I posted while in Florida was when Noelle woke up. Well, we got in the car and we followed her to this town that I forget the name of, to go to this place I forget the name of...

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What’s your damage, soldier?

Woke up this morning at 4:15am like I always do, got up and went to the bathroom without turning the light on and as soon as I start peeing, I start gagging. I grab the garbage can to my right – in the...

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Reasons To Be Beautiful

I don’t know how I feel today. I’m ridiculously, stupidly, unbelievably happy about this Hole reunion things that I almost can’t even think straight or even move. Like, I don’t even know what to do. I...

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“You are capable of tremendous creativity.”

Blake fucking ditched me today for a hot tub! He worked in the city all week this week which meant he didn’t get home before 8pm ALL week and I go to bed at 8:30 or 9pm. Then last night? Bachelor party...

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Random Sunday Morning Memory

When I was little, my Aunt Sandra lived with my grama because she was just out of high school, really, and not married yet, and as a side job, she was a clown. Her named was “Giggles” (I think) the...

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Deep, confusing waters.

So guess what? Right now, right at this very moment I am writing this blog post from Woodland Beach, which is near my house and and a woody area before the beach with boardwalks and picnic tables, some...

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Blake ate the misshapen fortune cookie.

Not sure I’m capable of a full post. Like. With paragraphs. I may just delete this line entirely. I thought I was okay and then I saw this (which is awesome and I will read later, but you should read...

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People are strange, when you’re a stranger…

Thursday was my grama’s funeral. Wait, lemme back up. Last Friday my mom called Blake and told him that my grama was going to pass either that evening or in the morning and that she didn’t need me...

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I never went to your school, I learned in a monkey tree…

Everything has been super crazy lately and today is my only day “off” between now and next Sunday, with some of those days working multiple times per day to cover people for US Thanksgiving-related...

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Day One

“Throw away the radio, suitcase keeps you awake Hide the telephone, the telephone Telephone, in case you realize That some days, you’re just not okay You’ll level off, you’ll level off, you’ll level...

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Warts & All: The Whole Story

Madison moved out in May. She’s my daughter. She’s 17. She’s decided that the best way to rebel against us is to become an independent, responsible adult, so she lives at the beach now and checks in...

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Hey, World!

Wow, I haven’t composed in WordPress in a while. I just updated it and some stuff is different, like apparently I can set my homepage to a static page instead of all my posts, for example, which is...

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